Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Acid is not a monday night drug
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I can't turn off my feet"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
