i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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