your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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