conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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