Church boner. Awkwardddd
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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