I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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