I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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