I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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