Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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