There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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