similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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