i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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