Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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