just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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