What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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