did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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