Say something about gay babies.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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