I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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