So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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