Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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