This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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