Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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