I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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