I must be too annoying 4 u.
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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