also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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