For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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