Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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