No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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