Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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