this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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