i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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