that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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