if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Let's paint friendship bongs
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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