I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
farters have to be the big spoon...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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