Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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