I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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