I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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