In the future we'll all be gay
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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