You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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