Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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