Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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