I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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