We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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