Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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