Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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