that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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