What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Holy shit dude........stairs
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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