There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
zippers are such a cool invention
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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