Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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