ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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