Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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