what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize
