he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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